Hundreds of courts.
For the people,
by the players.
The DMV's grassroots court register โ real intel from local players that no parks website will ever tell you: whether the lights actually turn on, which lots fill by 9, which gym quietly changed its schedule this week. Rate courts in pickles (pickle slices welcome), upload photos, drop local knowledge โ every contribution climbs you up the ranks, from humble GHERKIN to certified BIG DILL. And when a new court opens anywhere in DC, Maryland, or Virginia, any player can put it on the map. That's how the register keeps up with the game.
The register
98 OF 98 IN THE DATABASEโ FROM PARKS-AUTHORITY LISTING โ NOT YET VERIFIED ON FOOT. 98 OF 98 LOCATIONS AWAITING A SITE VISIT. RESTROOM AND PARKING FIELDS STAY BLANK UNTIL SOMEONE CHECKS โ WE DON'T GUESS. PLAYER-ADDED COURTS CARRY A โ UNTIL A SECOND PLAYER CONFIRMS AND WE WALK THE SITE.
The Pickle Scale
OUR OFFICIAL UNIT OF MEASUREMENT โ STARS ARE FOR RESTAURANTSLines faded, net's a rumor. You'll play, but you'll talk about it in therapy.
Playable. Bring your own net, low expectations, and a sense of adventure.
A perfectly honest court. You'd come back โ if traffic cooperates.
Worth the drive. The group chat deserves to know.
A cathedral of dink. Protect it. Respect it. Arrive early.
Local knowledge
THE STUFF NO PARKS WEBSITE TELLS YOU โ VERIFIED BY PLAYER VOTESNO NOTES YET โ FILE A COURT REPORT WITH A NOTE AND IT LANDS HERE.
Know a court we're missing?
New courts open across the DMV every season โ the register only keeps up because players add them. No gatekeepers: you add it, one other player confirms it, it's live.
The week's courts, in one email
New courts added to the register, what players reported this week, league deadlines, and one court worth the drive. Written by a local player, not a content farm. Unsubscribe anytime.